9 hours ago on August 28th | J | 1,804 notes
Tagged as: #true 
1 day ago on August 27th | J | 1,860 notes

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

1 day ago on August 27th | J | 218,988 notes
Tagged as: #actually me 
2 days ago on August 26th | J | 1,893 notes
Tagged as: #omg 
official-creepypasta:

One of my favorite parts of Zombieland.

official-creepypasta:

One of my favorite parts of Zombieland.

2 days ago on August 26th | J | 881 notes
Tagged as: #nope 

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 198,847 notes
Tagged as: #well 

he’s a stranger to some and a vision to none, he can never get enough, get enough of the one, for a fortune he’d quit, but it’s hard to admit how it ends and begins on his face is a        m a p  o f  t h e  w o r l d.

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 373 notes

becauseofdoctorwho:

i justify spending money in the weirdest ways i’m literally like “well i could have gone out to dinner last night but i didn’t so that saved me $20 so now i can buy this solid gold toilet and not feel bad about it” 

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 339 notes

smoakandswan:

favourite character meme | eight quotes

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 1,327 notes

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 135,178 notes

cakiebakie:

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3 days ago on August 25th | J | 20,265 notes
Tagged as: #same 

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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4 days ago on August 24th | J | 520,729 notes
Tagged as: #me 

what if i just started yelling “smile, you’re too pretty to be sad” to random tired looking middle aged men so they can see how weird and unnecessary it is

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 45,824 notes

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 181,585 notes
Tagged as: #the truest shit 

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 369,122 notes
Tagged as: #omg