do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
he’s a stranger to some and a vision to none, he can never get enough, get enough of the one, for a fortune he’d quit, but it’s hard to admit how it ends and begins on his face is a m a p o f t h e w o r l d.
i justify spending money in the weirdest ways i’m literally like “well i could have gone out to dinner last night but i didn’t so that saved me $20 so now i can buy this solid gold toilet and not feel bad about it”
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
what if i just started yelling “smile, you’re too pretty to be sad” to random tired looking middle aged men so they can see how weird and unnecessary it is
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you